Wanker #8
Back on my bike! And on one of my first outings I met one of those stalwarts of the road: the Taxi-Driver. I was turning into a junction box, to turn right, you know, as the Highway Code says I should. Whilst on the Junction Box, he decided he would start moving across my path, which he shouldn’t have done. How would he react to this? He stopped in my path and said “What the fuck do you think you’re doing, you silly cow?” I’m observing the Highway Code on my bike. What an outrage! I wanted to suggest he read the Highway Code too. It’s great. It taught me far more about life and love than War and Peace. A case in point:
162. Before overtaking you should make sure
- the road is sufficiently clear ahead
- road users are not beginning to overtake you
- there is a suitable gap in front of the road user you plan to overtake
What a great metaphor for dating. However, rather than share my gems of wisdom with him I flipped him the bird, and rode off, but not before memorising his registration plate. So if you see a Burgundy taxi, with the reg plate LD02 CUV don’t get in it. The guy’s a tosser and doesn’t observe the Highway Code. If you have a similar incident with a taxi driver, you can report it here as I’ve done.
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jackburston said:
As a fellow south London cyclist you have my sympathies. Keep exposing the wankers.
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