Public Service Announcement
As you may have noticed, there have been far fewer wankers recently due to the biggest wanker of all stealing my bike. If you need your fix of wankers, I’d suggest reading the comments on this post, or reading one of these two articles on the subject. I can’t thank people enough for all of the kind comments, emails and messages sent over the past week: I will reply to them all, once I get a chance to sit down with a cup of tea. Particularly lovely were the folks at LFGSS who incredibly offered to build me a bike. Terrifying generosity. The past week without a bike has been an immense annoyance, having to use that hotbed of misanthropy, the Underground, and that den of iniquity, the nightbus. There was even a runaway tube train on the Northern Line to contend with yesterday. So due to this, and a certain amount of sentimentality, I’ve found a bike on ebay that is a better condition version of my old bike, with that most prized of all commuting tools: PANNIERS. So I’ll be hunched over my PC at about 8pm this evening, battling to win it. And who knows, I may even be back on two wheels by the end of the weekend.